By far the most bizarre food-related article I’ve seen all week:
According to the article:
With the countless beers that are offered, it can be a bit overwhelming to order a pint out of your comfort zone. But as with all other tastes, your Sun Sign may be of assistance. Peruse the list below, and you may find a new favorite!
I will let you know right now that I have never been overwhelmed by a beer list. If anything, it is a treasure map. But I recognize that not everyone might share my fondness for seeking out random little microbrews to try, so let’s put the article to work…
I’m a Scorpio. What kind of beers should I like, MSN Astrology-and-beer experts?
Intense, secretive, and usually much more interested in sweet concoctions, you can fool them all with Old Ruffian Barley Wine. It has that sweet, almost honey-like consistency that your feisty side craves, but it still passes as Oktoberfest-appropriate. But be forewarned: many barley wines have a higher alcohol content, so don’t get stung!
WRONG. I hate barley wine. I hate sweet beers in general. Give me a bitter, hoppy beer over anything else.
Let’s try Richard, who’s an Aquarius:
Inquisitive and unpredictable, you usually don’t deny anything that the bartender puts in front of you. So how about something hearty to ground you a bit? Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Stout is not only rich with froth, but despite its hearty name, it also complements most fare! Have a pint, and watch the leaves fall!
WRONG. Richard hates stouts and only indulges in lagers, Stella Artois being his favorite, which would make him a Leo.
How about you? Do they have your beer preference pegged or not?