The Wrath of Pedialyte

I was incredibly weak yesterday afternoon, either from dehydration or lack of sleep, but I decided that I could try and remedy at least one of the potential causes by going to the drugstore for some Pedialyte.

Inside of Walgreen’s, I stood blearily eyeing the different bottles that lined the shelves, just above the infant formula.  So this is what I’ve been reduced to…

I couldn’t decide on a “flavor” of Pedialyte to buy; the system the manufacturers used for choosing flavors for this stuff seemed laughably arbitrary: grape, unflavored, bubble gum, mango and the ominously-named “artificial fruit flavored.”  None of these appealed to me.  In fact, the thought of “bubble gum” Pedialyte made me want to vomit right there in the aisle, and I was beyond certain that the “unflavored” bottle wasn’t truly going to be “unflavored.”  Also, on a side note, what two-year-old wants mango-flavored Pedialyte?

After finally settling on a four-pack of single-serve portions in apple (also available in cherry!), I dragged my haul home and twisted the lid off a room-temperature apple-flavored Pedialyte, ready to become rehydrated.

If you have kids, then you’ve bought Pedialyte at some point.  However, I doubt that you’ve actually tasted the stuff.  Let me break it down for you: DON’T.  It tastes like candy-coated death.

The second that stuff hit my mouth and tongue, I wanted to cry.  I have never tasted anything so foul and noxious in my entire life.  It is so intensely sweet that the only thing I could compare it to is dissolving 90 packets of Sweet ‘n’ Low into a bowl of “apple-flavored” syrup and then drinking it.  I struggled to swallow it, and as it trickled down my throat it felt like sugary lava.  The stuff is so sweet it burns.  My jaw ached, my throat ached, my eyes watered.

I once had to drink an entire Route 44-sized container of barium for an upper GI scan.  It was brutally thick, concentrated and chalky: like someone had dissolved an entire box of chalk into a pan of water and then stirred in some cornstarch.  But even that was more tolerable than drinking one eight-ounce super-sugary-apple Pedialyte.  I felt like this must be what the Devil gives you to drink in Hell.  But I was determined to drink it.

After several attempts at drinking it straight up, I eventually discovered that it tastes much more palatable over ice, especially when the ice has completely melted into it.  That way, you can chug it all down at once, with your nose pinched.  Watering the stuff down definitely takes away the burn, but not the rancid, metallic taste.  I’m presuming the reason it’s so sugary is an ill-advised attempt to mask that coppery taste.  The solution?  A ginger ale chaser.

So I chugged a watered-down Pedialyte last night and one more this morning and — I’ve got to be honest — I feel like a million bucks today.  I’m still making the regularly-scheduled potty breaks every half-hour, but the stomach cramps are completely gone and I feel completely rejuvenated, despite the fact that I didn’t get more than a couple hours of sleep last night.

Moral of the story:  Pedialyte tastes so spectacularly awful that it will make you want to spontaneously burst into tears and claw out your own throat, but it does a body good.

About these ads

47 responses to “The Wrath of Pedialyte

  1. What happened to good ‘ol Gatorade or Recharge (all natural gatorade type drink from WFM)?

  2. groove, I was told that Gatorade, et al don’t restore the electrolytes your body needs and I was getting really weak. Hence, my Pedialyte adventure. I would have preferred the Recharge, believe me. :D

  3. Bananas.

  4. K, your salmonella series of postings are truly hilarious and entertaining. keep it up! (j/k)

  5. “groove, I was told that Gatorade, et al don’t restore the electrolytes your body needs and I was getting really weak. Hence, my Pedialyte adventure. I would have preferred the Recharge, believe me. “

    Who told you that? Out of curiosity?

    I’d alternate one Gatorade, one ginger ale, one Gatorade for a while and you should be fine.

    As Amazon said, when you feel up to it, eat a banana.

  6. @ Amazon: I tried some bananas last night. The pain! But delicious.

    @ Cory: Um…*in a very small voice*…Google. I read a few different articles that said sports drinks like Gatorade are too high in sugar and should be avoided in lieu of Pedialyte and its ilk.

  7. How about coconut water?

    “15 times the electrolytes found in sports drinks” – Vita Coco

    http://www.vitacoco.com/natural.html

  8. healthyhoustonfoodie

    That’s it. Next time you get food poisoning, I’m giving you my sports drink. No sugar, slightly fizzy and tastes good!
    (I use Camelbak Elixir when I go on my really long-ass training rides.)

  9. Ever heard of the BRAT diet? That would be Bananas, Rice, Apples, and Toast, and I’ve found it (when necessary) to be calming and helpful in times of gastric distress.

    Glad you’re feeling better! :)

  10. Yes, croquecamille…..SOMEONE tried to get her to eat that rice with the homemade-from-scratch chicken broth. But, no, she had to have dumplings. And, consequently, spend yet another night on the porcelian throne. Hmph.

  11. THOSE DUMPLINGS WERE WORTH IT.

  12. I DON’T THINK SO.

  13. gatorade sounds really healthy: high fructose corn syrup and artificial coloring. pedialyte is marketed to kids and it has artificial flavoring? awesome. i prefer to buy from farms and not factories, thanks but no thanks.

  14. Pedialyte is really for the dehydration caused by diarrhea. The big danger with diarrhea is hyponatremia (low blood sodium). Your body normally secretes sodium early in the digestive cycle and the re-absorbs it later. When you have diarrhea there isn’t time for the reabsorption of the sodium. The glucose in Pediaylte is important for the re-uptake of sodium in the intestine.

    The World Health Organization has guidelines for hydration solutions (diarrhea is a big killer in the third world). They should contain glucose, sodium chloride, potassium chloride and trisodium citrate in proper concentrations. From looking at Pedialyte’s website it looks like they match the WHO’s recommendation pretty closely with the exception of adding some flavoring and sweetening to make it more palatable for small children (vital if you are dealing with a sick, miserable child).

    BTW, the above commenter is a moron. Diarrhea, especially in children, can kill with breathtaking speed. If you don’t have something like Pedialyte on hand you can give chicken or vegetable soup (no low-sodium) or salted, watered down cereals like oatmeal but the best thing is something like Pedialyte….

    Since dehydration from not drinking enough or perspiration cause fluid/electrolyte imbalance through other processes the best solution may be just water or even a reputable sports drink.

    *Please note I have no commercial interest in Pedialyte or any re-hydration drinks but I did have a really bad case of the flu a couple of years ago and Pedialyte made me feel a ton better and probably saved my life.

  15. Bubblegum Pedialyte really is the best flavor. It may seem sick but it isn’t. I try everything before I give it to my daughter. She recently got C Diff(thanks to people who don’t wash their hands and stick their fingers in my daughters mouth), and her meds taste like crap on a crap stick, and the bubble gum makes her happy again. So really, give the bubble gum a go. :-D

  16. Unflavored actually isn’t that bad. Think about it, salt and sugar in solution. It’s a little salty and a little sweet, but otherwise fine. And if you really are dehydrated it actually tastes pretty good because your body is craving it.
    I think the flavored kinds are over sweetened and I’m guessing that the metallic taste might have been from the “apple” flavoring. I’ve noticed that some apple flavored stuff is like that. Heck even apple juice in a can from the store does.
    You can make an oral hydration solution at home in an emergency, but if you can get to a store the pre-mixed is safer. Do it yourself can’t guarantee the right balance, but it’s better than nothing if you have no other options.
    I bought the unflavored for my cats and trepidatiously tried it and was surprised that it actually wasn’t that bad, kind of good really. And I’m someone who normally avoids all sweetened drinks. I can’t even drink juice without watering it down. So, in a pinch, I’d recommend the unflavored.
    Unfortunately it’s really hard to find in packets. There are other oral hydration solutions available in packets, but I haven’t tried them so I can’t speak for their flavor.
    Oh, and though the bottle says to toss after 48 hours (large pedialyte from the store), that’s mainly covering their butts. Fridged you can keep it around for quite a while. It’s only unsafe to give an infant or other sensitive person with a compromised system in case it becomes contaminated with something due to the fact that it’s practically petri dish material. I found mine helpful for certain times of the month when I wake up dehydrated and it was still effective weeks later.

  17. I get the powder meant to be put in 8 oz of water and put it into a 32 oz water bottle with 32 oz of water. Much nicer and way cheaper.

  18. This valuable posting, “The Wrath of Pedialyte | she eats.

    ” illustrates the fact that u actually know just what u
    are writing about! I really 100 % agree with your post. Thanks ,Clarissa

  19. Very funny blog about Pedialyte. I’m over 80, & got dosed with a large spoonful of sugar (dry) mixed with kerosene as a child. Also for constipation: half & half o.j./castor oil.When I vomited I got more. Our chickens were given the kerosene treatment too. Mostly, we survived. Failure not an option, only death.

  20. Due to a downturn in Dubai’s economy, the partially completed, multi-billion dollar tiger woods 8 iron distance signature golf estate has been put off indefinitely.

  21. We absolutely love your blog and find a lot of your post’s to be just what I’m looking
    for. Would you offer guest writers to write content for
    you personally? I wouldn’t mind publishing a post or elaborating on a number of the subjects you write regarding here. Again, awesome weblog!

  22. I’m not that much of a internet reader to be honest but your sites really nice, keep
    it up! I’ll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back later. Cheers

  23. Hi to all, how is all, I think every one is getting more from this website, and your views are good for new visitors.

  24. Hey! I know this is kinda off topic however , I’d figured I’d ask.
    Would you be interested in exchanging links or maybe guest authoring
    a blog article or vice-versa? My site covers a lot of the same subjects as yours and I believe we could greatly benefit from each other.
    If you are interested feel free to send me
    an email. I look forward to hearing from you! Great blog by the way!

  25. Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is an extremely well written article.
    I will be sure to bookmark it and come back to read
    more of your useful info. Thanks for the post. I’ll definitely comeback.

  26. I just like the valuable information you provide
    on your articles. I will bookmark your weblog and check again
    right here regularly. I’m fairly certain I will be told plenty of new stuff proper here! Best of luck for the next!

  27. You actually make it appear so easy with your presentation
    however I in finding this topic to be really something which I
    feel I might by no means understand. It sort of feels too complex and very vast for me.
    I am having a look forward to your subsequent submit, I will attempt
    to get the grasp of it!

  28. I read this article fully about the resemblance of most up-to-date and preceding
    technologies, it’s awesome article.

  29. It’s the best time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy.
    I’ve read this post and if I could I desire to suggest you some interesting things or tips. Maybe you can write next articles referring to this article. I want to read more things about it!

  30. When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added”
    checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get three emails with the same comment.
    Is there any way you can remove me from that service? Thanks a lot!

  31. Firming peptides help to relax facial muscle contractions, which over
    time could lead tiger woods & to early diagnosis and treatment by your ophthalmologist.
    tiger woods & was reported as a side effect.

  32. Appreciate it! It is definitely an outstanding site!hotels carlisle

  33. Thanks on your marvelous posting! I certainly enjoyed reading
    it, you are a great author. I will make certain to bookmark your blog and may come back very soon.
    I want to encourage continue your great work, have a nice day!

  34. hi puppy enthusiasts,

    you may like my youtube puppy dog video clip
    have fun with it!

  35. I was very pleased to uncover this site. I wanted to thank you for
    ones time for this particularly fantastic read!
    ! I definitely loved every bit of it and I have you book marked
    to look at new stuff in your blog.

  36. This paragraph provides clear idea in favor of the new users of blogging, that actually how
    to do running a blog.

  37. Do you have any video of that? I’d love to find out some
    additional information.

  38. Hello there I am so delighted I found your website, I really found you by accident, while I was
    researching on Google for something else, Regardless I am here now and would just like to say kudos for a
    remarkable post and a all round interesting blog (I also love the
    theme/design), I don’t have time to browse it all at the moment but I have saved it and also added in your RSS feeds, so when
    I have time I will be back to read a great deal more, Please do keep up the great b.

  39. An interesting discussion is definitely worth comment.
    There’s no doubt that that you should publish more about this subject matter,
    it may not be a taboo subject but usually people don’t discuss these topics.
    To the next! Cheers!!

  40. Just just like the name suggests sports sunglasses are meant for sports activities.
    Sun glasses are like any other fashion accessory, with every single passing season,
    their style changes. That is mainly because both horizontal and vertical light are going to be blocked.

  41. Hey I know this is off topic but I was wondering if you knew of
    any widgets I could add to my blog that automatically tweet my newest twitter updates.
    I’ve been looking for a plug-in like this for quite some time and was hoping maybe you would have some experience with something like this.
    Please let me know if you run into anything. I truly enjoy
    reading your blog and I look forward to your new updates.

  42. Hi, constantly i used to check blog posts here early in the
    dawn, for the reason that i like to learn more and more.

  43. Hi there, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was
    just wondering if you get a lot of spam remarks? If so how do you protect against it, any
    plugin or anything you can recommend? I get so much lately it’s driving me crazy so any support
    is very much appreciated.

  44. Do you mind if I quote a couple of your articles as long as I provide credit
    and sources back to your website? My blog site is in the exact same
    area of interest as yours and my users would certainly benefit from some of the information you present here.
    Please let me know if this alright with you. Appreciate it!

  45. Therefore, when times are tough, some homeowners unlicensed contractors opt for a price and
    completed new home. When unlicensed contractors the Home Remodeling.
    Referrals always work out. These jobs are undertaken by the military itself.
    Is the worker could file a lawsuit, came in with the fulfillment of the different contractors
    available in tranches.

  46. Having read this I believed it was really informative.

    I appreciate you spending some time and energy to put this
    short article together. I once again find myself spending a significant
    amount of time both reading and leaving comments.
    But so what, it was still worth it!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s