she eats. is written by a 20-something woman named K from Houston, the city where restaurants outnumber humans 5:1.
K writes about food and all of its possible corollaries and permutations because food and writing are the two things she loves most in life.
K also writes about food for the Houston Press (as well as holding down a day job as their web editor and occasional photographer) and used to write for Houstonist. Please go have a look around at those sites, too!
Her joys include:
- highly pungent blue cheese
- making dog food from scratch
- excoriating restaurants that don’t live up to her exacting expectations
- lavishing ridiculous amounts of adoration on restaurants that do
- Boddington’s served at 65 degrees with a thick, creamy head
- red velvet cake
- pad see ew
- Alton Brown and Anthony Bourdain
- baking fresh scones on weekend mornings
- grits…mmm…lovely, glorious grits
- hamachi sashimi with oodles of wasabi
- raw oysters
- steak tartare
- basically, anything raw or rare that won’t kill her
- her mother’s lasagna
- …and readers
And because it’s by far the most asked / e-mailed question (ranging from polite inquiries to overly creepy suggestions): No, that is not my mouth in the banner at the top of the page. Sorry.












24 responses so far ↓
Dr Q // December 5, 2007 at 7:13 pm |
I must say K, I think the older we get the more we seem to have in common when it comes to food. I must also add that even though I am too cheap to have cable, every time I go to my parent’s I thrive on episodes of Alton Brown and Anthony Bourdain.
K // December 13, 2007 at 3:23 pm |
I guess I know what you need for Christmas, then — Alton Brown and Tony Bourdain DVDs!
Felicia B // December 21, 2007 at 5:27 pm |
You need to be writing for our Houston hometown Pravda, The Chronicle!!!! Your observations are gloriously written, hilarious, entertaining, and I’m a believer!!!!!
Lenny Lovehandles // December 30, 2007 at 10:27 pm |
So your joys include Alton Brown, food with the word “ew”! in it, but not your husband? I see. No lashings of ginger ale for you….
RWB // January 18, 2008 at 3:11 pm |
Wow, great blog! I like your stance on non-chain restaurants. Particularly that said stance is based on taste and that you, in taking said stance, are in effect asserting that you have better taste than the people who eat at olive garden, and that their lives would be better if they followed your lead in matters of culinary taste.
Long live elitism!
Debra S // January 26, 2008 at 12:11 pm |
Very funny blog. What a smart young woman you appear to be. By the way, dork is in the eye of the beholder.
David G. // February 7, 2008 at 12:22 pm |
Dorks unite!
Look forward to reading more now that I’ve discovered your blog!
Peeping Tom // May 13, 2008 at 8:57 am |
Wow!!!! Great Blog!!! Here are the best parts, in my (the most important) order.
1. You’re Hot
2. You like oysters (Girl on Girl? Just Kidding!)
3. Very Clever
Now for criticisms, again in my order.
1. You are married
Wishing you much future success… and a divorce.
Your loving stalker and blog reader,
Peeping Tom
Kristin // May 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm |
Wow, I’m so jealous of all of your fans. I sure wish I was talented enough to have fans and stalkers. In due time. In due time.
nicole // June 13, 2008 at 2:19 pm |
I think you don’t know what you’re talking about and shouldn’t have your own web page!!!
K // June 13, 2008 at 2:47 pm |
Ooh, burn!
Beeky319 // July 21, 2008 at 12:20 pm |
step AWAY from the guinea pigs. i hate this site its so weird!
K // July 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm |
Beeky, take a deep breath. Breathe deeply. Through your nose. In and out. There you go.
Now…CHILL THE FUCK OUT. Your guinea pig comments littered throughout the site are hilarious yet unnecessary. I’ve never eaten guinea pig. I doubt any of my readers have either.
You can kindly piss off back to your PETA meeting now. Thanks for visiting.
P.S. Nice website. The cornea-damaging pink leopard skin background and the glitter graphics scattered haphazardly throughout really make it pop. Great job!
Jody // July 22, 2008 at 12:14 am |
hello there K~
I came across your blog through Croque Camille – and strange how that works. I just relocated BACK to Houston from Los Angeles (2.5 years) and one of the things I was so happy to come back to was all the yummy yummy places I spent so many years eating at…
Anyhow, will definitely be checking back…Most excellent!
thanks for all the info on H-town!
Jody
http://www.jodycakes.com
http://www.wheresmydamnanswer.com – blog
Cory O. // August 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm |
Sorry K, but I hate to break it to you but one your readers HAS eaten guinea pig. It happens to be a traditional dish in Peru and since my dad is Peruvian. . . .
In case you’re wondering, it was a little chewy and way too much work for not enough meat.
Kristin // August 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm |
Uh, Becky’s calling your site weird. Wow, has she actually ever seen her OWN site. I was scared to enter. Scared that my computer would get a virus. Like, I’d have guinea pig pop ups all day long. I’m going to have nightmares about guinea pigs now. Why, oh why did I go to that website?!
tdmphotography // September 9, 2008 at 8:56 am |
Ok I landed on your blog via your Pizza vendor picture / article. Lo and behold I looked across and you most recent photos on Flickr are from Manchester. Thats where I live! Madness eh! Anyways just thought I would say nice blog, nice lips even if they aint yours
Laterrsssssssssss
Jon x
Peeping Tom // September 9, 2008 at 8:59 am |
She’s mine, so back off!
David // November 7, 2008 at 10:25 am |
It’s about damn time someone else enjoyed blue cheese. I’m sick of hearing people give me crap about it.
Viva el queso!
BART the Blockhound.. // January 5, 2009 at 10:03 pm |
WOW. You hit the mail(dog) on the head with the Pedialyte…. B
Judy the Digger // January 31, 2009 at 3:30 pm |
Dear K (whoever you are). I am writing an archaeological report about the prehistoric dietary use of frog legs. I came across your page on fried frog legs. Would you give me permission to reproduce the photo captioned “Froggie goes a grillin’” in my paper?
It would be appreciated and I would credit you in the paper.
Many thanks.
Judy
Mary // February 11, 2009 at 9:28 pm |
I take exception to none of the above (especially the raw oysters), excepting one: Alton Brown, a poser of the worst sort. For years he had his adorable sister and nephew on his show and we watched those episodes with anticipation of cuteness. Too adorable they were, and we bought the story. Then come to find out, the sis and kid are ACTORS, as divulged in a Food Network story on their “Chefers” biographies, as my husband says. Duped, we were! Out with the charletan Alton and his fictional sister Marsha and fictional nephew Elton! We no longer watch Alton Brown. The science wasn’t that engaging, the family was. Now we know, the family never was. Sad, sad day on food network. The Alton wore no clothes.
Do still lust after the Bourdain. Trust him to tell the truth!
SpandTex Pants // February 12, 2009 at 10:21 am |
Jooby Digger,
Me eats dem foggleggs fo me birfday. yoobs can fake ticures ob dem wiff my fone. i hab new fone win kampera. it teeks pictures of kerbit and ober froggs.
Anamaris // November 12, 2009 at 8:03 am |
Even though I haven’t ready your blog YET, I wanted to comment about your, well About You. I know I’m going to love your blog; you know why? You speak of yourself in the third person. Only a very special kind of weirdo does that. My kind of weirdo. Yay!