I did something utterly embarrassing for lunch today. If you’d like to help me rid myself of the appalling amount of shame I have associated with this activity, you can read all about the dirty deed here:
There’s nothing like public atonement to cleanse one’s soul (and palate).
And for those of you wondering what I ate it with…a fork. Just a fork. No crackers, no fruit, no anything. A FORK.
*runs off sobbing*