It was a bad weekend to be a purveyor of fine and delicious Mexican food here in Houston…
We do not stand for taco truck attacks here in Houston, as several astute Chronicle commenters have already pointed out:
“remember folks, this affects EVERYBODY… Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Tacos! Well you two robbers of innocent taco vendors… watch your backs. I’ll be looking for you… AND I’M BRINGIN’ THE HOT SAUCE!!!!”
“You mess with the bean, you’ll end up getting the burrito”
“When caught they should be slapped to death by burritos..”
I’m now envisioning a future where the death penalty here in Texas involves lethal injection of chili con queso. That wouldn’t be so bad, right?