Squeamish About Squirrel?

Courtesy of loyal reader, intrepid eater and world traveler Callie, comes today’s article from The Guardian.

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I’m not squeamish about much when it comes to food: raw chicken, deep-fried insects, honeycomb, other things that look like honeycomb (I have serious visual texture issues with things that look like pores or a series of tiny holes; I have no idea why).  But I think that if presented with a plate of squirrel, I’d have to add that to my list.

Sure, there are lots of people that eat squirrel — probably people in my own family at some point or another — but I would no more eat squirrel than I’d eat a fancy rat.  But apparently, I’d be the odd man out in England:

It tastes sweet, like a cross between lamb and duck. And it’s selling as fast as butchers can get it.

And my husband claims that WE eat strange things over here…

The Guardian, a UK-based newspaper, recently ran a story on squirrel meat, which is apparently the ethical meat du jour across the pond.  It’s worth noting that the squirrel that’s in such high demand is not the tradtional red squirrel, the Squirrel Nutkin-style squirrel that we all grew up with and which is native to the UK.  No!  To eat such a beloved animal would be unforgiveable.  Instead, it’s Nutkin’s far mousier and much more invasive cousin: the North American grey squirrel.

The grey squirrel — that familiar and loveable rodent here in America — was introduced to England and Scotland in the early part of the 20th century.  It has few natural predators and is hardier and more disease resistant than the native red squirrels.  The gray squirrel also has the advantages of being able to eat many more foods than the red squirrel can digest, and can reproduce faster and even under difficult circumstances (which Squirrel Nutkin cannot; he apparently has performance anxiety…).  What all of this means is that the red squirrels are slowly being eradicated by natural selection as the gray squirrels take over.

The UK has offered many responses to this situation, ranging from flat out shooting the grey squirrels on site to introducing Pine Martens (a type of weasel, and one of the only known predators that kills grey squirrels) into the grey squirrels’ habitats.  However, the latest solution is by far the most interesting.

At Ridley’s Fish and Game shop in Corbridge, Northumberland, the owner David Ridley says he has sold 1,000 – at £3.50 a squirrel – since he tested the market at the beginning of the year. ‘I wasn’t sure at first, and wondered would people really eat it. Now I take every squirrel I can get my hands on. I’ve had days when I have managed to get 60 and they’ve all sold straight away.’

Both believe its new-found popularity is partly due to its green credentials. ‘People like the fact it is wild meat, low in fat and local – so no food miles,’ says Simpson. Ridley reckons that patriotism also plays a part: ‘Eat a grey and save a red. That’s the message.’

You can’t disagree that grey squirrel is an environmentally-friendly choice for meat: it’s locally-acquired, free-range (although this isn’t always a valid argument), there is no grazing or ranching required, there is little-to-no carbon impact in transporting it and you’re ridding the environment of a pest at the same time!

But the important question is:  Would YOU eat it?

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UPDATED:  Amusing takes on the squirrel-eating story from SuperVegan and Diet Blog.

11 responses to “Squeamish About Squirrel?

  1. would I eat it? No

    eating the invaders is a popular thing over there I guess. There was an F Word episode where Gordon Ramsey went on and on about eating that horrible invader, the craw fish. They are destroying river beds, yada yada yada, and he made it out to be the patriotic duty of brits to exterminate them through cuisine.

  2. I think now that I am older I can try it. For a long time I couldnt bring myself to do it though. I am from Arkansas and my grandparents hunted (do you call it hunting really the beg for it) squirrel. when ever they brought it in to cook after it was skinned, it looked the same as a thin cat. I would freak out, but now that I am older and love trying new meats and such, I think I could give it a go.

    I love the comment above about eating the invader. I guess if you cant get them out with guns pointy objects or charm, then hey, nibble them up hahahaha

  3. Oh my goodness!!! No way! Eewwwww

    And I’m right there with you on the honeycomb thing!

  4. @ progrocks: Of course if it’s Ramsay, you know he called it a “crayfish.” 😉 I wouldn’t mind helping that cause in England; bring me as many buckets of crawfish as you can find!

    @ Deacon-Frost: Okay, but the comparison to a “thin cat” does not make the idea of squirrel any more appetizing. In fact, I think it makes it far, far worse. 😀

    @ Debra: We can blame that on genetics, then? 🙂

  5. love the squirrel photos and captions. brings the whole thing home for me.

    my answer is no.

    anyhow, don’t squirrels carry rabies?

  6. Would I ever eat a squirrel? Unlikely, unless it was stuffed with foie gras or something. But I have always loved the drawings in the older versions of Joy of Cooking where they illustrate how to skin a squirrel. There are also recipes for opossum, raccoon, and other “game.” I seem to remember the author giving an opinion on whether grey or red squirrels were better to eat, but I can’t remember which one was rocommended.

  7. what do you mean some of your relatives PROBABLY have eaten squirrel? odds are some have and still do. heck, i’ve tried it myself (tastes like bunny).

  8. @ neverfull: Yeah, that was one of my concerns, too…

    @ croquecamille: I think I’d just indelicately scrape out the foie gras and eat it on its own. 😀

    @ daddy-o: The list of things you haven’t eaten grows smaller by the day. 😉

    • Just for anyone that comes across this, all mammals have the potential to carry rabies. However, squirrel has such a tiny possibility that it makes it comparable to catching rabies from a cow or pig.

      Also, if anyone reading this was given a squirrel dish, depending on how it is prepared, you would think it is either chicken or lamb or a combination of the two.

  9. ….but, I thought bunnies tasted like chicken! So I guess squirrel tastes like chicken!!

  10. Of course I would! Always try the unique and obscure. It is part of the big adventure called ‘Gastronomy’

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