Bacon vs. Tofu: The Battle That Never Was

I am particularly proud of this morning’s bacon-related item in the Houston Press, a blog post and an accompanying slideshow of the 11 reasons that tofu is not the new bacon. It’s heretical to even suggest otherwise.

Check out the blog post first and then check out the slideshow.

A preview: “Tofu is one of the most peaceable objects on earth: mild, unobtrusive, yields easily and has no real qualms about taking on the flavors and textures of other things. That’s why no one will ever make an automatic weapon out of it.”

You know you want to read it.

3 responses to “Bacon vs. Tofu: The Battle That Never Was

  1. unless it’s stinky tofu right? still, no automatic weapon, I guess… but perhaps WMD?

  2. I loved this one!!!

  3. Whoever thought that bacon and tofu were even close to being in the same league needs to be shot in the head! Flavor versus no flavor!

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