And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Tombstone Deep Dish Pizza, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with vending machine pizza, and with high-fructose corn syrup, and with trans-fatty acids, and with all the beasts of the earth.
UPDATE: For all of you coming over via Buzzfeed and Consumerist…welcome! To answer your question, I didn’t take that picture of the Tombstone vending machine. I simply found it on HAIF (referenced above) and thought it was hilarious. The good folks at HAIF should be able to tell you more about it, where it is, how much the pizza costs, whether or not it glowed with the fiery evil of the apocalypse, etc. Have fun!